and all conservatives are suspect, it is necessary to draw a sharp line between legitimate conservatives, who believe in peaceful coexistence and the rule of law, and those weirdoes who want to wear Viking helmets, ride four-winged horses and drive all the immigrants into the sea. However, if those weirdoes take time off to read How to be a Conservative, it will surely improve them, as it will improve the leftists for whom the supposed fascist threat is the only remaining argument.
